Showing posts with label shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shit. Show all posts

Friday, July 5, 2019

A Beautiful Gas Planet (Maru)

Been away for a while so I thought I'd get a few old WIPs out the way, starting with Maru from Stardew Valley.


Don't know if she's the best Stardew wife, but she's definitely the cutest imo. Tried using a different style of shading to make it look more like a storybook illustration.
 

Frap! "Hehe sorry!" Brrrtp! "Been holding these in all day at the clinic." Poot! "Doctor Harvey said that even the slightest amount of-" FFFRRRrrroooOOTTT!! "...methane gas could ruin an entire sample..." Brrufrt! "I was more worried about ruining my nurse uniform, if you know what I-" SSsploOORCHRRrpt! "...mean~"

Sunday, April 21, 2019

S-Class Ass (Erza)

Thank god a friend recommended I watch Fairy Tail! And specifically requested I draw Erza... more specifically her ass, which the wind seems to be exposing in the alt above... as well as below.
NATSU: Hey Erza, sorry to ask but why does the Magic Mobile constantly smell like shit?
ERZA: Um... Well you see... it functions part-time as a garbage pick up truck. So I guess the smell... of garbage... lingers a bit after they're done renting it out.
NATSU: Ooohh okay... also, how come you don't wear panties?
ERZA: [Smacks Natsu] ENOUGH QUESTIONS! FOCUS ON FIGHTING EISENWALD!... or Blue Skull or WHATEVER DARK GUILD WE'RE FIGHTING RIGHT NOW!
NATSU: [rubs face] At least now I know what the S in S-Class stands for. [gets smacked again]

Also, first time actually drawing poop without it being covered by some kind of clothing! Woo!
I know it might look a little too smooth? It's my first time so hopefully I'll learn how to make shit look more like... shit.
And don't worry, I got something special planned for Lucy.

Thursday, March 14, 2019

Allura

Allura from Voltron Legendary Defender, who's too cute to not have gross art of her.
And here's some even grosser alts of her shitting herself... like the princess she is.
SHIRO: Coran! There’s been some kind of poisonous gas leak in the castle! We have to warn Allura!
CORAN: Oh, don’t worry, it’s not poisonous... also I wouldn’t bother Allura right now. She’s a bit... occupied.
SHIRO: Are you sure? The leak seems to be coming from her room!
CORAN: Just trust me, it’s fine! Go train or something!